Dear Madame,
if you come to a wild island like Lampedusa without taking prior information you cannot kill us and the island because you expected to be in a "different" place.
Lampedusa is in the middle of the Mediterranean sea and, yes, a sea storm (which is also legally documented for insurance reasons) destroyed all the windows and part of the roof of the restaurant.
Repairs lasted ten days.
Having guests like you, who DO NOT WANT TO WALK, DRIVE NOR RIDE A BIKE on an island like Lampedusa is not "easy" to manage.
In addition, talking about Lampedusa in a review of a Hotel is fully out of place.
Breakfast included tea, milk, coffee, fruit, biscuits, pizza, roasted bread, croissant, corn flakes, yogurth, jam, marmelade, honey.... You simply did not want it and kept on asking for coffee, which we gladly served.
Due to the content of this review, we will take legal steps and request damage compensation for the things you said (also false ones concerning breakfast) to the detriment of our image